Damn, Mary

My friend, and bearded genius, Joe Howe (see picture) had this thought:  


What say you people?  Is this the new "Go Home _____ You're Drunk."?  
Probably not. However, for those of you who are interested send your ideas to:


Email me if you would like images of either (or both) ladies with the background removed for optimal Photoshop good times.  I will post the results on my blog so that all the internet may witness your brilliance!